Good Advice and Sayings

Good Advice and Sayings

There are a lot of catchy phrases out there, ones that have been around for a long time and will likely endure as long as people strive to live and write.

I’d like to go over a few of my favorites…

This can and will be adult material…

You have been warned…

 

You are what you eat.

Which makes you a dick, pussy, ass, meatloaf or pot roast just depending on the circumstances of your life.

Early to bed, Early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

Yeah? Tell that to the Rolling Stones. Or George Straight. Or Willie Nelson… the list goes on. You get my point.

(Yes, I don’t have permission to use their names. I will pay them later if this blog becomes that big).

A stitch in time saves nine.

I don’t even know or care what the fuck that means.

A penny saved is a penny earned.

Actually good advice, except you should be working for more than pennies and then investing pennies until you have all your pennies invested into something only to see that the thing you invested in went tits up and you lost everything and you lost all your pennies.

Maybe that one hit too close to home.

A penny saved is a penny earned is a penny earned is good advice.

I also like the phrase “going tits up” even though I have no idea what that means, either. I will borrow a line from a movie. “Who doesn’t like tits?” There’s a reason why there are billion websites dedicated to the tits. (This is another blog in the making).

I realize my words have been scattered. I ramble. I often write to make points. This time out has not been one of those times. I hope  you see the humor in all of this.

 

Tim